Patriotic music plays softly in background
It’s Friday! I would like to take a moment to kick off this fine autumn weekend with a short dedication to a boy I recently encountered at school. Here it goes, *clearing throat*
To the douche canoe driving a blue Toyota-
Good to know you were a whopping 3 inches away from legitimately running me over in the parking lot 💖 You really know how to make a girl feel noticed. It’s the little surprises in life that make it all so exciting, and I was really surprised by your vibrant driving!! I am so honored to be able to spend an entire semester with people like you and I’m so proud of the fine individuals you are all becoming. I seriously am gonna be beside myself with sadness when I transfer schools next year.
The dainty girl with a colorful vocabulary who nearly kicked in your fender with her combat boots
*hits stop button on CD player*
Well that’s all for now! See you next time!!